Thursday, December 22, 2005

SHAYNE WARD: that's my goat!

In other pop News, Shayne Ward has rather predictably won The X Factor. His first single That's My Goal has hit the shelves today and is very rubbish, in fact possibly worse than most Westlife songs (although the recent ones have been slightly more bareable, maybe they're getting better, maybe we're bored of being so damn negative about them oh i dunno etc.) Our favourite bits on the last few X Factor shows were 1) when everybody started crying about bins and mums, and 2) when Kate Thornton said to Andy, as he picked up the remains of his pride as runner up of the ITV competition, that he "may be a bin-man, but you're certainly not rubbish". What a cunt. Hip Hip Chin Chin for this year's X FACTOR!!!!! Almost as good as Pop Idol 1.

UPDATE! Click here: http://entertainment.msn.co.uk/music/musicvideos5/Default.asp for an exclusive look at Shayne Ward's new video. Now that's what we call a video. It has slow-motion bits where Shayne auditions for the show, having no idea whatsoever about the incredible journey he is about to embark on, and a particularly amazing slow-motion bit where Kate Thornton announces he wozzZZZZZzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz

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