TRANNY CLOWN DROPS A STEAMER

Christina Aguilera (checking for lumps below) has a new song for you, hav' a listen...

SHAMEFUL BUT TRUE

First she bags a hot pop boy, now she releases a brilliant single. "Outta My Head" reminds us of everything we love about Cyndi Lauper.

AMY KEEPS COKE IN BEEHIVE

Practical!

THE X FACTOR BOYS HAVE HUGE TITS

Like, huuuuge. Here's Andy and Rhydian naked, showing off their big man tits.

GIRLS ALOUD: what do you call this??

Is that a bloody Colply album cover? No, no it is not. It's a bloody Girls Aloud album cover
And when this was in the can!!?!? Unpardonable.

WILL YOUNG IS NOT FUNNY

MELANIE BROWN: momentarily genius

Is this the weirdest fucking video you have ever seen? Yes it fucking is. We love it!

HOUSEWHITE'S HOUSE: raided

The Pigs say: "We can confirm there is police activity as part of an ongoing police operation."

Her rep says: "The only thing I can tell you is that it has nothing to do with drugs and that Amy is fine and she has not been charged or arrested."

Bitch, if it aint drugs. what the fuck is it?! Chained-up dead gimp? Hot shoes though.

FANS OF SIOBHAN DONAGHY, FEAR NOT: a MySpace conversation

Hello Spunk Magazine

I most certainly do plan to make another record. I don't have a minute to myself with Rent, which I'm loving, but as soon as my run finishes I'm looking forward to starting writing again! Siobhan xx

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: SPUNK MAGAZINE
Date: 16 Oct 2007, 22:10


hi siobhan

sorry i'm sure this is very unoriginal... but do you have any plans of recording a new album?

'ghosts' is wonderful and we want some more!

hope Rent's going well

spunk x

LILY ALLEN NEW FACE OF AGENT PROVOCATEUR

That's all our respect for the brand down the shitter, then.

Truffle pig in a bra... good call!

ALICIA SHRIEKS: make her stop!

Everyone seems to be praising (and buying) Alicia Keys' new single No One.

We think she is totally out of her depth and vocal range.

Bitch ain't no Leona.

BRITNEY SPEARS BLACKOUT: it's a gooden!

Listen to Unfitney's entire album here.

SPICE GIRLS NEW SINGLE: snippet

'Headlines' sounds like '2 Become 1' and 'Goobye' mixed together. Rather luke-warm but could be much, much worse - you will all remember 'Let Love Lead the Way'!)