JORDAN: someone give that girl a proper record deal

PINK: spoofs Sessica

As previously reported on SPUNK, Pink is back with a new album called I'm Not Dead, of which this is the cover (ignore the annoying 'urban bridgez' tag): Whilst this is a screen-cap from the video for first single Stupid Girls, in which Pink spoofs Sessica Jimpson's latest whore-fest promo, These Boots Are Made For Walkin:

SPANISH HOUSEWIFE DOES HUNG UP: so lowly

This is a sight to behold: Click Here

SUGABABES: the new line-up

Here is one of the first official pictures of the Sugababes with new band member Amelle.And here they are again on the cover for new single Red Dress. Ain't Amelle got a small head? A bit like that one from Mis-Teeq that sang like a man.

ALL SAINTS: "the right side of cool"

Excellent news for those of you (including us) who have missed All Saints: they're back! Shaznay Lewis, Melanie Blatt, Sadie Frost and The Other One are said to have signed a long-term deal with EMI, admitting spectacular defeat on solo projects (although we were rather fond of Shaznay's album but i suppose it wasn't exactly genius oh well) and promising to work hard on new material.

Expect their first single to be released before the end of the year, and pray they haven't given up on baggy trousers and other dikey attire, which made them so much cooler than the Spice Girls in 1997. (SO SORRY ginger, sporty, posh, baby and scary LOVE YOU REALLY xxxx)

WELCOME BACK!

And what have you been up to?