BRITNEY'S BACK ON FORM AND LOOKING HOT

FUCK NERINA PALLOT AND SANDI THOM

"Hi it's Nerins and Sands! We've recorded two really wicked albums for you to enjoy. We did everything ourselves on our laptops in some East London basement and now they're available in Sainsbury's, along with Jade, My Autobiography.

Hey, you can also download them online - it's cool actually cos we think the internet is like, a really great way to share and stuff. Anyway, we've just returned from the Gambia and we've still got little colourful dreads in our hair (as well as flowers! - Sandi) and we also got loads of lovely hand-stitched handbags & purses for our female friends, who we once went down on at Uni but let's not go into that one just yet!! So, basically right, we think war is really awful and we hope that maybe, just maybe, with enough tribal beeds round our necks we might be able to make a difference."