Mariah has recently celebrated her 17th Number 1 single in America with Don't Forget About Us, according to their Billboard Piping Hot 674 Countdown, or some nonesuch chart they have out there. It's a big deal as only the The Beatles have scored more number ones in the States.We at SPUNK aren't too sure whether that's a good thing, as she is clearly a vile creature of insanely bloated proportions, yet we seem to have most of her albums on our iPods, and we're somewhat eternally greateful for the mental phase and suicide attempts that followed Glitter, as well as the hilarious string of sex-crazed outfits and poses in her recent videos and public appearances. (£1 to whoever can find a screen-cap of her leg over the swimming-pool in the video for Don't Forget About Us).
Mimi, you vile, vile thing; we hate to love you.
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