PINK: "I'm not dead"

"Pink is so over", "Isn't she a man in drag?", "She's such a clit-tease". Hush we say! The gayest straight girl in Pop (who used to be RnB and now kinda Rock etc get over it) is B. A. C. K. with a new album called I'm Not Dead - do you see? Because she's been out of the limelight for a while people might have assumed she was dead. Well she's not. Good.

She's shot two videos for two different songs for the first single, cuz she couldn't decide which song she liked best or some nonsense, but either way it will not be a double a-side. Repeat NOT A DOUBLE A-SIDE. One song is called You And Your Hand, which is about men feeling girls up in clubs (Pink is so strong and independent, we just know she won't stand for that) and the other song, Stupid Girl, spoofs the young, superficial Hollywood, Hilton-style girls (Pink is so strong and independent, we just know etc).

This is all good news. Not as good news as, say, Britney or Christina being back with new material but good none-the-less.