At the risk of coming across all negative, we at SPUNK have identified a collective dislike for one Kate Thornton that can no longer go unannounced. The very sight of this stumpy-necked, slip of a woman makes us want to spew acid down that rancid and abnormally large pie-hole she calls her mouth. Successfully dry-sucking her way to ITV's Saturday night entertainment slot, Kunt Thornton has persistently poisoned our evenings with her shocking lack of talent in hosting live coverage of The X Factor. Rarely have we witnessed such inept cluelessness regarding popular culture and its sensitive audience of informed followers, and for this, we say NO MORE.
Keeping in mind that one Davina McCall is bad enough, SPUNK is seen forced to enter her blonde doppelganger as our first entry on THE POISON LIST.
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