Tuesday, November 15, 2005

JANET JACKSON: cake or death?

It seems flashing her nips at hordes of right-winged yanks has taken its toll on poor old Janet.

Whilst eternally grateful for Control and The Velvet Rope, we at SPUNK cannot deny we've noticed a slump of artistry in the okay-in-parts All For You and the ludicrously filthy Damita Jo.

Will Janet:

a) Tone-up annie style, release a new album and pretend the Superbowl never happened?

b) Go insane, eat until she can't leave her house and release a Greatest Hits double album with an old, non-fat picture on the cover?

We hope it will be option a)

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