Thursday, November 24, 2005

LOUIS WALSH: quits the X Factor

Louis Walsh has walked out of the X Factor. Tired of being bullied and abused for the idiot that he is, Louis leaves poor Shayne Ward to fend for himself in the ITV competition.

This latest drama surrounding the show follows a string of scandalous turns of events (Maria getting the boot over The Bellefire Sisters, Sharon throwing water over Louis, Sharon offering something "warm, moist and fuzzy" to Shayne, Shayne's dad being a convicted rapist, etc), which all serve to cement this year's X Factor as one of 2005's best television programs. Hurrah.

UPDATE: Louis Walsh has not walked out of the X Factor. Not fully tired of being bullied and abused for the idiot that he is, Louis hasn't left poor Shayne Ward to fend for himself in the ITV competition. This was not a publicity stunt.

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