SPUNK MAGAZINE: branching out! etc

Dearest readers, in the spirit of every single managazine/ newspaper/tv show in the history of the world ever, SPUNK MAGAZINE is "proud" to present OUR FIRST WEEKLY TOPICAL BAROMETER!

GOING UP:
Britney second baby rumours toughening
will this decade-long string of trashy behaviour ever get boring?

Will Young's penis on the cover of Heat Magazine
the world's best gossip mag never fails to prevail

Alan Carr's topical barometer
the only bareable bit in Channel4's The Friday Night Project

GOING DOWN:
Britney second baby rumours toughening
may delay new material being release if found to be true :(

The 2006 NME awards
using every single 'indie' stereotype in the book in the name of promoting real music. pop is definitely the new punk

Non-religious people fasting for lent
"it's just like a new year's resolution" - no it's not. now fuck off and eat chocolate