ADAM LAMBERT'S ALBUM COVER

You make up your own mind, I'm too hungover for this.

TRANNY CLOWN DROPS A STEAMER

Christina Aguilera (checking for lumps below) has a new song for you, hav' a listen...

THE X FACTOR BOYS HAVE HUGE TITS

Like, huuuuge. Here's Andy and Rhydian naked, showing off their big man tits.

WILL YOUNG IS NOT FUNNY

MELANIE BROWN: momentarily genius

Is this the weirdest fucking video you have ever seen? Yes it fucking is. We love it!

FANS OF SIOBHAN DONAGHY, FEAR NOT: a MySpace conversation

Hello Spunk Magazine

I most certainly do plan to make another record. I don't have a minute to myself with Rent, which I'm loving, but as soon as my run finishes I'm looking forward to starting writing again! Siobhan xx

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: SPUNK MAGAZINE
Date: 16 Oct 2007, 22:10


hi siobhan

sorry i'm sure this is very unoriginal... but do you have any plans of recording a new album?

'ghosts' is wonderful and we want some more!

hope Rent's going well

spunk x

BRITNEY SPEARS: proud enablers

It seems most bloggers want to see Britney's career go down the shitter.

We think she is a better pop star now than she has ever been. Bald, on drugs and waving umbrellas.

And clearly, we're not the only ones. Gimme More is number 1 on the American downloads chart.

Hurrah!

BRITNEY'S BACK ON FORM AND LOOKING HOT

FUCK NERINA PALLOT AND SANDI THOM

"Hi it's Nerins and Sands! We've recorded two really wicked albums for you to enjoy. We did everything ourselves on our laptops in some East London basement and now they're available in Sainsbury's, along with Jade, My Autobiography.

Hey, you can also download them online - it's cool actually cos we think the internet is like, a really great way to share and stuff. Anyway, we've just returned from the Gambia and we've still got little colourful dreads in our hair (as well as flowers! - Sandi) and we also got loads of lovely hand-stitched handbags & purses for our female friends, who we once went down on at Uni but let's not go into that one just yet!! So, basically right, we think war is really awful and we hope that maybe, just maybe, with enough tribal beeds round our necks we might be able to make a difference."

WHAT ARE THE PET SHOP BOYS DOING WITH THAT GIRL?

Hang about... it's not the Pet Shop Boys at all! It's PALEDAY!!

Paleday are good because they don't record political songs about the evil doings of Tony Blair and that American one with his eyes too close together, they sing about having a good time and cool party people and cruising.

We have never been on a cruise ourselves, but you know what, we might just book one online right bloody now! That's the kind of influence Paleday could have on your lives, dearest readers. Do check out their MySpace page and official website.