JT: Is/Coming

And you can preview a tiny little streaming bit of the first single SexyBack by clicking the link below. It grew on us after three listens, which only takes about 20 seconds. Go on, he's alright. http://www.timberlakefan.com/

BRITNEY'S BACK ON FORM AND LOOKING HOT

I'M GOING TO SELL YOU A DIGIPACK: oh no you're not

We were rather hoping for a dual dvd for I'm Going To Tell You A Secret, with Disc 1: The documentary with added bits and pieces and Disc 2: The complete live show that we missed because it was too expensive and we thought "let's just buy the dvd instead".

Instead we get Disc 1: 14 live tracks that, yes you can listen to in your car, but that contain no moving images! (what is the point of madonna live without the moving images WE BLOODY ASK YOU), and Disc 2: The documentary, which we've already seen a hundred times because we taped it off the tele when it came on E4 - Rubbish!

And isn't the video for Get Together very rubbish too? We know she's on tour and all, but come on Vadge, "get it together" (do you see?). On the positive side, look how much fun she's having with Stuart Price and all her krazee dancers on the cover artwork for Get Together! Still got it!

MUSE: supermassive 'pop' hole

Now hang on Muse, when you released your single Time Is Running Out we thought you were amazing and brilliant at infiltrating the NME crowds with 'guitar' music that really is 'pop' music. So we bought your album (Absolution), only to find that almost every track on there was bloody 'guitar' music. We're bitter about that.

So now you relase an amazing and brillitant 'pop' song called Supermassive Black Hole, and we're a bit obsessed with it, but we're not buying your album! No matter how many bold men in strange clothes you put on the cover! ... unless maybe you release more good singles what we do dancing to round the office.

ICELANDIC MENTALISTS RULE

Click the link below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWnLK4uY_KY

FUCK NERINA PALLOT AND SANDI THOM

"Hi it's Nerins and Sands! We've recorded two really wicked albums for you to enjoy. We did everything ourselves on our laptops in some Hackney basement and now they're available in Sainsburrys, along with Jade, My Autobiography. Hey, you can also download them online - it's cool actually cause we think the internet is like, a really great way to share and stuff. Anyway, enough business talk!!! We've just returned from the Gambia and we've still got little colourful dreads in our hair (as well as flowers!! - Sandi) and we also got loads of lovely hand-stitched handbags for our female friends, who we once went down on at Uni but let's not go into that one just yet!! So, basically right, we think war is really awful and we hope that maybe, just maybe, with enough tribal beeds round our necks we might be able to make a difference."

Oh, we wish we were at your front-doors with mallets in our hands.