Daniyeyil is a posh bellend with a giant mouth but is very good and I would definitely bum him.
Stacey is mostly funny but also good, and although I fear her afghan hound routine might get old very soon, she seems like a genuinely lovely girl.
John and Edward are fine by me.
Miss Frank were brilliant and it pains me that they have left.
Joe sings like a goat and surely only appeals to the elderly (there's a joke here about his surname sounding like 'elderly' but it most likely wouldn't be very funny)
Hat Boy should have never been put through to the live shows. Not selecting THE YANK HUNK (ethan somethingorother) was a huge mistake on Cheryl's part that I shan't forgive her for.
Lucie was good on Big Band week but is otherwise dull as dishwater.
Olly Murs is annoying but I would definitely bum him too (or let him bum me? not sure. he does have an enormous jaw, which bothers me a bit. I'll have a think about that).
I was a big supporter of Rachel but now think she is a bellend.
Lloyd should consider a career with east-european providers of twinkness Belami
Jamie Afro is a one-trick talentless cunt.
Robbie and Whitney were shit and definitely off their tits on drugs. Alexandra Burke is annoying and talks too much. Cheryl was brilliant. More next week!
