I'M GOING TO SELL YOU A DIGIPACK: oh no you're not

We were rather hoping for a dual dvd for I'm Going To Tell You A Secret, with Disc 1: The documentary with added bits and pieces and Disc 2: The complete live show that we missed because it was too expensive and we thought "let's just buy the dvd instead".

Instead we get Disc 1: 14 live tracks that, yes you can listen to in your car, but that contain no moving images! (what is the point of madonna live without the moving images WE BLOODY ASK YOU), and Disc 2: The documentary, which we've already seen a hundred times because we taped it off the tele when it came on E4 - Rubbish!

And isn't the video for Get Together very rubbish too? We know she's on tour and all, but come on Vadge, "get it together" (do you see?). On the positive side, look how much fun she's having with Stuart Price and all her krazee dancers on the cover artwork for Get Together! Still got it!